the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS
OK BUT SEE, I DIDN’T KNOW.
I didn’t KNOW. Chris Evans swears like a sailor. Chris Evans has an adorable Bostonish accent. Chris Evans wants you to know that he can tap dance. Chris Evans thinks that Captain America is the least ass-kicking of all of the Avengers. Chris Evans loves to tell the story where he made an idiot of himself in front of Ben Affleck. Chris Evans is REALLY EXCITED TO DO THIS INTERVIEW. Chris Evans REALLY wants to talk to you and tell you what’s on his mind.
Chris Evans is STUPIDLY CHARMING. And no seriously, he swears LIKE A SAILOR. People who swear with alacrity are my fucking kryptonite.
I just DID. NOT. KNOW. I have literally never seen him outside of movies and photos before.
do you think coming of age movie is like, still haunting him?
he sounds like one of my best japanese girlfriends who’s from boston oh my god their a’s are exactly the same
but if this is what people consider “swearing like a sailor” i hope to god they will never meet anyone who actually DOES swear like one
that is sooo not swearing like a sailor. I swear like a sailor.
name: Robertnickname: n/afavorite flower: n/afavorite fruit: applesfavorite ice-cream flavour: mint chocolate chipfavorite pastime: playing guitarday or night: nightchocolate or vanilla: chocolatehow do you take you coffee/tea: I don’t drink either.zodiac sign: sagittarius your catchphrase: "god-fucking-dammit"
the thing about insomnia is that it doesn't matter if you're tired or not...you can't sleep. not don't want to - but can't
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat
gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do
Boxer crabs are badass because they pick up
handfulsclawfuls of stinging sea anemones and use them as weapons.
I thought that was a cheerleader crab
Waitaminutewaitaminute- what you’re telling me is that when that crab gets threatened, it picks up another organism laying nearby/minding it’s own business and then proceeds to use said innocent bystander to beat up whatever was threatening it?
someone please find a picture of this crab and put “I’ll beat a motherfucker with another mother fucker” on it in captions. Do it please I am not good with edits.
I am now singing “I will beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker” to the tune of Llama Llama Duck.
I will beat a motherfucker
with another motherfucker
'til the motherfucker fucking fucked the motherfuck.
Do not fuck with motherfuckers,
Who have other motherfuckers, with to fuck you back.
I once saw a spider
He was not a dove.
using other creatures like some fucking pompom gloves.
He looked very pleased.
And with spider friends like that
Who needs anemones?
Did you see that motherfucker punch a fucker with a fucker?
I will beat a motherfucker
with a motherfuck.
Once a motherfucker fucked with
twice the motherfucker and he
found the motherfucker was a motherfucking… duck.
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Oh sweet Jesus, I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit. omg.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLICK THE TINY GRAY BOX, SOME GUY WITH A FETCHING ACCENT ACTUALLY SANG IT
That is “I Am The Very Model Of A Motherfucking General” level singing.
JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD